The Election of 2000

 

          The Democrats’ Scenario:

               Bush, caught giving a

                    bash for

                         cash, should be

                              cast aside, the

                                   case of Florida showing little

                                        care for the wishes of the majority; the Democratic

                                             core preferred

                                                  Gore.

 

                                                                                     The Republicans’ Scenario:

                                                                                Gore, a

                                                                           bore when he’s

                                                                      bare, would

                                                                 care too much about every little

                                                            case, while the

                                                       cash would flow at every

                                                  bash for

                                             Bush.

 

                                   What Actually Happened:

     Gore, at the

          core, did

               care about each

                    case; and                               Bush did throw a

                                                            bash for

                                                       cash. The votes were

                                                  cast, and at the

                                                  cost of a

                                                  coat in New Hampshire and a

                                                  chat in the Supreme Court, it all came down to:

                                                  chad.

 

 

 

 

© Michael Fleming

New York, New York

November, 2000

 

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