Inventions   We love our inventions, Marti and me — the sparks that fly when words collide, the alchemy of wit. We love Neck-cessories for tying one on. We love Hamber-Pal, your stovetop friend, and Bed Sky: planetarium for the boudoir. We love Baconweed, Lifeskis, and the Get It Up for Awareness prostate exam promo. Chick-a-dees: the German shepherds of the sky, and Yarmulke Helper™: personal cranial periscope. Mrka for Him®. Karmic Offsets. Oxi-Toes. We love FLOATPLANE for a password. Empatha pills. Above all, we love living here, iFriend — we love.                                                        for Marti     © Michael Fleming Brattleboro, Vermont June 2016